Onymous

For independent restaurants

When someone asksan assistant where to eat,does it say your name?

Diners are starting to ask instead of search. One or two restaurants get named. Everyone else is invisible.

on·y·mous adjective

Bearing a name. The opposite of anonymous.

Right now, to the assistants, your business is anonymous.

No account, no card. Demo mode simulates the assistants deterministically so results are stable.

Someone just asked

“best breakfast in Silver Spring”

—

You were not mentioned. No impression, no click, nothing on any report to tell you it happened.

18

questions asked for you every week

Multiple

assistants checked, not just one

Dozens

of problems we know how to fix

It is not a dashboard. It is a few decisions a week.

Marketing software hands owners a screen of numbers and calls it a service. You do not need another login. You need to know what is worth doing this week, and then to have it done.

01

We ask what your customers ask

Around eighteen real questions a week, across several assistants. Who is the best nearby, who is open now, who takes my insurance, who handles an emergency tonight.

02

We find why you are missing

Almost always something dull and fixable. Hours that disagree between listings. A price list posted as a picture nothing can read. A listing you never claimed.

03

You approve, we handle it

One email on Monday with the few things worth doing, ranked. Tap to approve. We draft the copy, fill the forms, and tell you what changed.

Everything we change is already yours

Durable by design

Assistants answer from what they can read about you: your listings, your hours, your menu, your website, what real writers and real guests have said. Every change we recommend is to one of those, which means it keeps working after the next model update and it belongs to you if you ever leave.

It is slower than a growth hack and it compounds. A menu a machine can finally read is worth something on every question you get asked, this week and next year.

Book a 20-minute demoOn your business, using your real listings.

Less than one night of no-shows.

Two weeks free, no card. The check above stays free whether or not you ever pay us anything.

See what is in each plan

Watch

$79/mo

You see everything. You do the work.

Start with Watch

Handled

popular

$149/mo

We make the changes on the accounts you connect.

Get it handled

Multi-location

$129/mo each

Per location, billed together, from three up.

Talk to us

Find out whether they say your name.

Twenty seconds, no account, no card. It needs nothing from you but your name and your town.